oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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