Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you made out with another girl for some wings
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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