I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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