how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
