we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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