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That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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