their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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