we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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