Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
