I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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