Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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