why didn't you poke me back
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
