I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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