i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Randomize
