Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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