hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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