I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
