I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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