shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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