physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
