I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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