you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
