You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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