I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize