How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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