The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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