Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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