she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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