Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'd cum for enchiladas.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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