Dual....:-)
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
