it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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