dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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