Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I need a burrito and a hug.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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