The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I AM VODKA MAN
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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