sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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