The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
