He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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