I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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