He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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