Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
