How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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