Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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