: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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