either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
id be glad to
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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