"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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