drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
