I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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