i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
