Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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