I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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