question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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