she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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