and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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