I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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