Me. At least after what I've been through.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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