The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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