I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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